Grammatical errors and typos?

Back-in-the-day, I was a spelling and grammatical WIZARD. All that wizardry (amongst other things) was used to create my son Ash, a young boy who’s dream is to become a Pokémon master.

Along with his sidekick and best friend, Pikachu, Ash uses his wizardry to have imaginary battles consisting of different genres, rules that benefit him, physical exertion that begins at FULL BLAST and ends at FULL BLAST.

As Ash’s mom, I’m his 24/7: Pokémon Trainer, Life Coach, and sometimes Second Favorite Parent (amongst other things) who has been zapped of her ability to catch all typos and grammatical errors because I MOM 24/7. ALL DAY. EVERY DAY. Yeah, I’m hardcore.

However, in the rare case that you do find a typo or grammatical error, please point it out to me and I’ll give you a shout out.